Humorous Riddles for Marketers

When I was a marketer, I enjoyed poking fun at my own profession. While marketing is often criticized, my humor was based on pride. There’s even evidence that self-deprecation is linked to wellbeing.

With that in mind, here are 10 humorous riddles for marketers. In fact, maybe marketers are the only ones who will truly appreciate them.

  1. What’s the most common personality trait of a bad marketer?
    Being anti-social.
  1. Why are dairy farmers good marketing candidates?
    Because they have experience with churn.
  1. Why did the two marketers stop dating?
    They weren’t on the same landing page.
    Alternative answer: There was no engagement.
  1. What’s the pirate marketer’s favorite channel for content?
    B2Sea webinAAAAR.
  1. What’s a social media marketer’s favorite kind of cracker?
  1. Why don’t marketers like trampolines?
    The bounce rate is too high.
  1. Why did the marketer get a tattoo?
    She was told she needed a personal brand.
  1. How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    None; they’ve automated it.
  1. What was wrong with the marketer’s kitchen equipment?
    He had a leaky funnel.
  1. Why do marketers rarely become professional tap dancers?
    They want to be paid per click.

Add your own humorous riddles for marketers in the comments.


4 Responses to Humorous Riddles for Marketers

  1. Steve January 17, 2021 at 7:53 pm #

    What do you call a travel agency’s landing page?
    A Destination URL

  2. Paul January 17, 2021 at 9:08 pm #

    You should hire a millipede to do email marketing. They’re really good at segmentation.

  3. Julia January 18, 2021 at 8:13 am #

    I have this marketer friend who still believes in last-touch attribution. He just opened a brick-and-mortar store. He says his highest-performing sales rep is the counter in front of the cash register.

  4. Becca January 18, 2021 at 1:34 pm #

    Q/Why was the social media marketer out of office?
    A/She went to a company-wide retweet

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