The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. This well-known quote, often attributed to Albert Einstein, cautions us from repeating ineffective actions or continue down paths likely to lead to disappointing outcomes. Only, Albert Einstein never said it. The Ultimate Quotable Einstein, the self-described ‘most…
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Conflicting Sayings For Every Situation
Have you ever noticed there’s conflicting sayings for every situation and every point of view? When someone you care about goes on a long trip, a friend might comfort you by saying “Absence makes the heart grow fonder”. On the other hand, when you end a relationship with a toxic partner, the same friend might…
The I Before E Rule
You likely remember the spelling rule, “I before E, except after C.” It’s been taught in English grammar textbooks at least as far back as 1866 and persists in modern school texts. In fact, it’s been called the “supreme, and for many people solitary, spelling rule.” The rule is supposed to help with the complexity…
Now You’re Cooking With Gas
“Now you’re cooking with gas.” On the surface, it was an odd thing for my friend to exclaim during a recent Memorial Day BBQ as I pulled some filets and corn off of my decidedly wood-fueled Big Green Egg. But I instantly understood the phrase – he was being appreciative of my cooking. The modern…
Why Do People Add ‘S’ To Store Names?
Have you ever heard of Nordstrom’s? It’s a trick question. The name of the store is actually Nordstrom. There is no letter ‘s’ in the name. The same is true with Kroger and JCPenney. Even the president made the mistake with supermarket chain Meijer. So why do people add ‘s’ to store names? The most…
Ablaut Reduplication Isn’t Jibber Jabber
Ever wonder why we say clocks go tick tock and not tock tick?Or why the music genre is called hip hop and not hop hip? If you ask most English speakers for a reason, they’ll likely respond it just sounds better that way. That may be true, but it turns out there is an actual…
Jamais Vu: The Familiar Seems New
Have you ever written a common word and momentarily questioned whether you spelled it correctly? If so, you might have experienced jamais vu. You’ll notice I wrote jamais vu, not the more common expression déjà vu. Déjà vu (French for “already seen”) is the feeling we’ve experienced something before when it’s actually new to us….
Banished Words 2024
People have been hacking the English language for years but, at the end of the day, most of the attempts don’t slay. Instead, they are – wait for it – cringe-worthy. Since this is my side hustle, it’s time to obsess about the 2024 banished words. Since 1976, Lake Superior State University (LSSU) has compiled…
Different Levels Of Reading
While we are taught how to read words and sentences when we are young, we are rarely taught how to read paragraphs or books. And most of us don’t realize there are different levels of reading. The fascinating and useful How To Read A Book is subtitled “The Classic Guide to Intelligent Reading.” The authors…
The Butler Did It
If you’re a fan of whodunnit murder mysteries (and even if you aren’t), you’ve likely heard the phrase: the butler did it. It’s shorthand for a seemingly common plot which goes like this: A group of people are invited to a dinner at a wealthy person’s private estate and the wealthy person is killed while…